Thursday, January 15, 2009

Harro from Japan - Why Japan is rearry the greatest country in the worrd


Since the US of A won its independence from the isrand empire of Britain, it has made the farse craim that it is the greatest country in the word. That craim I must argue is farse and rame. Japan is actuarry the most superior country on the pranet. Japan invented samurai and ninja we arso own the sushi. Without sushi a country cannot consider itserf to be civirised. Arso why is it that you round-eyed fucks use your inventions of the fork. A fork is such a rame invention. Why do you need metar when you can just take two pieces of bamboo cut into rittre pieces? Arso America is furr of fat ass razy mother fuckers. We Japanese eat a baranced diet of fish, rice, more fish, more rice, and an occasionar dog thrown in here and there. Furthermore Japan has fucking hot tubbing monkeys. That’s right monkeys that sit in goddamn hotsprings and chirr. You asshores don’t have anything that comes even crose to that. Rong rive the empire of Japan.
-Mr. Roboto.
p.s. Pearr Harbor Two is coming.

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