Just a couple thought provoking questions for you jibblers...
Why do people say things like "cool as shit" and "cute as hell"?
Is shit cool? No.
Is hell cute? No.
Monday, March 30, 2009
wassssssuppppppp: why do people say such retarded shit
Just a couple thought provoking questions for you jibblers...
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
An Open Letter to Dan Lin
With Picture of First Google Image Result for "Senator Dan Lin"
Senator Dan Lin canceled (cancelled?) class tomorrow (today?).
I responded:
"Hey, Senator Lin. This is weird, man. i'm looking at your email right now and its pretty intense. First of all, they way you spelled "Canceled" is mind blowing. My best friend and room mate Nathan Kasai (you may know him, he's in your class too :)) told me that apparently you can spell that word as either "canceled" or "cancelled" and both ways are fine. Thank you so much for teaching me even when not in class. You never cease to astound me.
Secondly, I'm terribley sorry to hear about your daughter. I currently have a sore throat and a semi-runny nose. Although, in no way am I comparing your daughter's tragic condition to mine.
Thirdly, there is so much snow outside. It reminds of that Twilight Zone episode where the Earth is heading closer to the Sun and everyone on the planet is burning. Harsh, right? But, in the end of the episode, there is a major plot twist. It turns out that the protagonist is actually suffering from a very high fever (hey, just like your daughter. Whats her name again?) and, in fact, the Earth is moving away from the Sun and everything and everyone is freezing. That's where the snow comes in. So look on the bright side: at least we're not freezing to death! :)
Anyway, I look forward to covering all of Mankiw - Chapter 11 in Thursday's class. I'll be the guy with the sweet boombox and sparkly headband. I'll wave!
Allright, the Nyquil is starting to mellow out so I'm gonna head to sleep while I can. I can't wait to see you Thursday. Wait, do you prefer "Electric Avenue" or "Take on Me"? I'll play "Take on Me" since you haven't heard that one yet.
O.K. Now I'll let you get back to business, Professor Senator Lin.
- Marcopher Z."
Secondly, I'm terribley sorry to hear about your daughter. I currently have a sore throat and a semi-runny nose. Although, in no way am I comparing your daughter's tragic condition to mine.
Thirdly, there is so much snow outside. It reminds of that Twilight Zone episode where the Earth is heading closer to the Sun and everyone on the planet is burning. Harsh, right? But, in the end of the episode, there is a major plot twist. It turns out that the protagonist is actually suffering from a very high fever (hey, just like your daughter. Whats her name again?) and, in fact, the Earth is moving away from the Sun and everything and everyone is freezing. That's where the snow comes in. So look on the bright side: at least we're not freezing to death! :)
Anyway, I look forward to covering all of Mankiw - Chapter 11 in Thursday's class. I'll be the guy with the sweet boombox and sparkly headband. I'll wave!
Allright, the Nyquil is starting to mellow out so I'm gonna head to sleep while I can. I can't wait to see you Thursday. Wait, do you prefer "Electric Avenue" or "Take on Me"? I'll play "Take on Me" since you haven't heard that one yet.
O.K. Now I'll let you get back to business, Professor Senator Lin.
- Marcopher Z."
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