Get Like Me

If you have it you don't need it. If you need it you don't have it. If you have it you need more of it. If you have more of it you don't need less of it. You need it to get it and you certainly need it to get more of it, but if you don't have any of it already to begin with you can't get any of it to get started which means you have no idea how to get it in the first place do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stockpile it if you'd like, but you can't fake it. Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it...the point is if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.

So then how do you get like me?

You can't.

Seriously. Don't even try. You think you can be like me, but you can't. Only the select few ever hope to be like me and you're just not cut out for it. Stop trying and give up, because the more you try the worse you'll be. Girls don't want you, hell they don't even want to be near you. You think you got bros, but they don't care for you either. You think you can share it, stockpile it together, but you can't; none of you had it to begin with and no matter how many of you there amassing nothing is still nothing. You're nothing.

Get like me.