
You see, unlike the dog food, which offers that variety as modifications of the same brand, Jibbles n' Shit is like different dog food brands altogether forming a kind of gross mix that happens to taste great on tortilla chips. Trust me.
The world is a wondrous and changing place, ranging from the grand glorious jibbles of Oz, to the downtrodden shit of tomorrow. Dog food or no, we are on the verge of a new tomorrow, and this blog will serve that new world order.
And that reminds me - this blog, in general, stands firmly opposed to popular dog food brands. Only homegrown dog food fresh off the farm is conducive to proper puppy care. But we'll leave further speculation to our fluffy animal columnist, Ghost Captain.
Credit for the title goes to our Asian correspondent, Mr. Roboto. Be sure to send your flowers and stalker notes to him, not the publishing HQ. That is all.
Question. Wouldn't "Jibbles & Shits" be a more appropriate pun?
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Wouldn't shutting up be a better question?
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