Bathrobes have never really been in vogue. They've never really been out of vogue either. They just are, you know? Fucking trippy.But that dynamic really only exists in your domicile. Robes are a fact of life in your house. The latest reports from fashion epicenter Hughes Hall suggests that now, robes can be worn outside your living space. Furthermore, these robes are to be worn exclusively. Fashionista Sam Whatshisname elaborates:
"Dude, I fuckin' love sports. Sometimes, me and my bros just chill all day, watch "the game". That's bro-speak for whichever game is on, regardless of sport or team. But chyeah, I'll just spend the whole day in front of the tube in a robe, balls out. Check it.
Sports."Style-wise, any robe will do. You can go for the wool, or microfiber, or cotton, or silk. Flannel? Velour? Terry? Waffle? If that's your prerogative. They're great for just watching the game, or hanging out in stranger's rooms, or going for some late night noms. So let your man meat hang loose. Or something. But by no means is that just a gentlemen's fashion, so ladies, take heed: while you cannot partake in ball-hanging-outing, this is not the new golf. Robes are great for vacuuming, or cooking, or using the latest Cosmo tip to please your man (I prefer the S-touch). Hmm. This sounds a lot like what you do normally, and those are typically done in home, where robes were already acceptable... This is quite a connundrum. Perhaps it is time for a women's revolution --
LADIES! THRUST OFF YOUR
And do your part to help the economy by buying a robe from the nearest box store.
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