Okay, so our fairweather contributor and Chief Technological Adviser, Mr. Nick, has sent me the following notice regarding my admittedly unhealthy obsession with post sequence integrity:
"Tell that all of the contributors to watch the time stamp on their post. they can do this by clicking on "post options" in the lower right hand corner. On the left hand side, they can set the date and time so that it publishes after posts that have been already published. They can even set it to a future date so that it will publish automatically at said future date. These posts will appear with the label "scheduled" until they are published. also, the title looks weird to me as well. I can come over tomorrow and try to fix it."
-Nick Krosse
Henceforth, all posters who are currently saving posts for editing are strongly encouraged to make sure that their time stamp is revised to a time after any and all subsequently published posts. Simply follow the directions above.
Readers are still also encouraged to continue browsing through the archives for articles that may not have been published during their first, second or fiftieth read.
Keep it smendling,
Joseph Pulitzer Jibbleton
Editor-at-Large, err, Obese
Jibbleton, you ignorant cunt, this timestamp shit is pretty easy, and if you or your readers can't figure it out on your own, may God have mercy on your soul.
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